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Easter Egg Hunt

Sunday, April 4, 2010


 

Ipagpapaliban daw muna ng Lakas-Kampi-CMD ang nationwide easter egg hunt. Abala raw kasi ang naturang partido sa paghahanap sa mga unti-unting mga nawawalang mga miyembro. 

 

 

Isang malaking easter egg hunt ang pinaplano ng partido Liberal para sa taon na ito. Pinaniniwalaan na ang naturang event ay dadaluhan ng maraming artista na may dalang mga sulo sa pangunguna nila Marian Rivera,  Dingdong Dantes, at Kris Aquino.

 

Ipinagyabang naman ni Vice Presidential candidate Jejomar Binay na kung ngayon lang daw nag-uumpisa ang ibang mga kandidato sa egg hunting ay matagal na raw niya itong ginagawa sa Makati. 

 

Hirit #1

Sa hanay ng Nacionalista Party, pangungunahan daw ni Manny Villar ang egg hunting event. Nangako naman si Adel Tamano, Gilbert Remulla, at Alan Peter Cayetano na dodoblehin nila ang itlog na makukuha ni Villar. 

Hirit #2 

Napapabalitang nahirapan daw si Manny Villar na kumuha ng mga participants para sa kanilang egg hunting activity. Ayon kasi sa aming matagal na naligaw na chikadora, itinago raw kasi ang mga itlog sa dagat ng basura. 

 

Nahirapan daw mag-organize si Jamby Madrigal ng easter egg hunt. Dahil sa bukod sa hindi siya kumakain ng itlog, hindi rin niya alam ang presyo ng itlog sa merkado. 

 

Sa hanay naman ni Dick Gordon, napapaulat na hindi raw itlog ang itinago kung hindi sangkatutak na “Kindle”. 

  

Nag-volunteer naman ang anak ni PGMA na si Mikey Arroyo na maging head ng “security” sa lahat ng egg hunting activities. 

 

Nadismaya si dating Pangulong Joseph Estrada nang sumali siya sa easter egg hunt. Akala niya kasi ang Easter Bunny ay dating miyembro ng Playboy Bunnies. 

 

Tinawag naman ng COMELEC na imoral ang Easter Bunny dahil pinapalagap daw nito ang imoralidad dahil ang egg hunting event daw “exposes our youth to the environment that does not conform to the teachings of our faith.” Sinabi rin ng COMELEC na, “As an agency of the government, ours too is the State’s avowed duty under Section 13, Article II of the Constitution to protect our youth from moral and spiritual degradation,”

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Willie as VP, Mar Loves Noy, and Mikey A.

Monday, September 21, 2009

The Good and Bad News on Willie Revillame

Good News: Willie Revillame babalik na sa Wowowee!
Bad News: Si Manny Villar na ang host at si Willie na ang co-host!

Good News: Willie Revillame may pasabog sa pagbabalik niya sa Wowowee.
Bad News: Tatakbo raw siya bilang Vice-President!

Good News: Willie Revillame nag-promise na hindi siya mangungurakot kapag siya ay naging Vice-President.
Bad News: Bibigyan na lang siya ng P2 million donation ni Manny Villar!

Good News: Willie Revillame to take-over housing program of Noli De Castro if he wins!
Bad News: Lahat ng gustong makabahay sasali muna sa Wowowee!

Good News: Joey De Leon hindi na magsasalita tungkol sa planong pagkandidato ni Willie Revillame.
Bad News: Isusulat na lang daw niya sa The Philippine Star!

In An Unreliable Press Release on Willie Revillame:

Willie Revillame is considering to run for Vice-President and this is according to our resident mahjongera ang sugarol na ka-village ni Willie Revillame. According to the mahjongera, she heard that one of Willie’s projects should he win would be the improvement on the yearly allocation of the government budgets. Instead of long hearings, the budget will depend on the ‘laman’ of the bayong with matching dance number from Saicy and Luningning. Winner!

Noy and Mar: Twogether!

1) Mar Roxas has finally accepted the offer of NoyNoy Aquino to be his VP in the 2010 elections. Meanwhile, the press is still waiting for Korina Sanchez to make an official announcement that she will be giving way to Shalani Soledad as First Lady.

2) While Mr. Palengke was making his official announcement, some people observed that Korina Sanchez has been standing near the buffet table. According to some unreliable sources, she was guarding the food from RG Cruz.

3) In an uncofirmed press release, our chikadora has gained information that if Noynoy Aquino and Mar Roxas win the 2010 elections, Kris Aquino and Korina Sanchez will share the role of Press Secretary with live show everyday starting at 10:30AM. Kiko Pangilinan will have to settle as MTRCB or VRB chairman with Sharon Cuneta as adviser.

Rejected Party Slogans for Noynoy Aquino and Mar Roxas Tandem

1) Noy and Mar: Sabay Tayo! (Taken from Pido Dida)

2) Kapamilya, Deal or No Deal: Noynoy for President! Mar for VP!

3) Pilipinas, Game KNB?

4) SNN: Si Noynoy Ngayon… Si Mar May Bukas Pa!

5) Noy and Mar: Kambal sa Kiyeme

6) Patayin Sa Sindak si Gloria!

7) So… Happy Together! (i-research niyo kung bakit!)

Mikey Arroyo and His Promise

Mikey Arroyo promises that there will be no brownout during the 2010 polls and the Arroyo administration would not need emergency powers to stop the power crisis. When asked if they have a backup plan should brownouts occur, Mikey quickly responded and said “Just talk to my lawyers.”

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